{"id":64,"date":"2017-04-25T13:08:42","date_gmt":"2017-04-25T13:08:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/preview.artisanthemes.io\/binder\/?p=64"},"modified":"2018-04-15T15:49:47","modified_gmt":"2018-04-15T15:49:47","slug":"uh-stories-science-fiction-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/preview.artisanthemes.io\/binderpro\/2017\/04\/25\/uh-stories-science-fiction-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Uh, stories, science fiction stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uh, coast guard. Alright, alright, okay McFly, get a grip on yourself. It&#8217;s all a dream. Just a very intense dream. Woh, hey, listen, you gotta help me. Good, you could start by sweeping the floor. It&#8217;s my dad. The flux capacitor.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/56974716?app_id=122963?api=1\" width=\"740\" height=\"416\" frameborder=\"0\" title=\"The ABC of Architects\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Never? Mother, with Marty&#8217;s parents out of town, don&#8217;t you think he oughta spend the night, after all, Dad almost killed him with the car. Unroll their fire. Yeah, it&#8217;s in the back. Can&#8217;t be. This is nuts. Aw, c&#8217;mon.<\/p>\n<p>Well that&#8217;s your name, isn&#8217;t it? Calvin Klein. it&#8217;s written all over your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal, huh? Yeah, but you&#8217;re uh, you&#8217;re so, you&#8217;re so thin. Uh, well, actually, I figured since it wasn&#8217;t due till Monday- That&#8217;s George McFly. Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.<\/p>\n<p>Uh, stories, science fiction stories, about visitors coming down to Earth from another planet. What? George: you ever think of running for class president? Well, they&#8217;re bigger than me. You want it, you know you want it, and you know you want me to give it to you.<\/p>\n<p>Why not? Not a word, not a word, not a word now. Quiet, uh, donations, you want me to make a donation to the coast guard youth auxiliary? C&#8217;mon, more, dammit. Jeez. Holy shit. Let&#8217;s see if you bastards can do ninety. Good morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called. Okay, alright, I&#8217;ll prove it to you. Look at my driver&#8217;s license, expires 1987. Look at my birthday, for crying out load I haven&#8217;t even been born yet. And, look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me. Look at the sweatshirt, Doc, class of 1984.<\/p>\n<p>You got a real attitude problem, McFly. You&#8217;re a slacker. You remind me of you father when he went her, he was a slacker too. I can&#8217;t play. Sit here, Marty. Leave me alone. No sir, I&#8217;m gonna make something out of myself, I&#8217;m going to night school and one day I&#8217;m gonna be somebody.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uh, coast guard. Alright, alright, okay McFly, get a grip on yourself. It&#8217;s all a dream. Just a very intense dream. Woh, hey, listen, you gotta help me. Good, you could start by sweeping the floor. It&#8217;s my dad. The flux capacitor. Never? 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